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Imagine being on the Mastodon network and not using Mastodon, the only True and Honest Mastodon Software

fugg i have to wake up in like 5 hours to start looking for courier shifts again

good night, I guess

I might be a loser in real life...
...but in video games, my e-girlfriend says I'm not a loser...

$1 reward for anyone who can genetically engineer a catgirl

ok here are my previous posts of the night with 0 favorites or boosts this is your final chan ce to like them:

Easter is a spook

Dear Memelord who are in the sky, please help mine shitposts multiply

all right just posted "no you're just playing the game wrong" on some negative steam reviews, let's see how that goes

you can tell when you've defeated someone when they like all replies but the one they got absolutely nuked in

@pasture donated $5 if everyone on fedi pitches in you'll have a monster truck in no time!

please donate to my gofund me so i can get a new monster truck

you can tell when you've defeated someone when they like all replies but the one they got absolutely nuked in

discord server moderators are the true heroes of our society send post

i hold my quarantine dance parties are a lot like my regular dance parties - autistic and alone

So you're telling me there is NO "blanket ban all of the nazis" button?!

all right just posted "no you're just playing the game wrong" on some negative steam reviews, let's see how that goes

Dear Memelord who art in the sky, please help mine shitposts multiply

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Gamers: Exposed

Exposing gamers on the fediverse for their horrible misdeeds, one toot at a time. Psssshhh, nothing personnel, kid.